After visiting Checkers (fast food restaurant) in Augusta, GA I have this to say:
Dear Checkers:
The only thing good about your food was the price I paid for it and the sprite. Both my burger and fries were cold. Even after warming them up, I didn't see anything "world-famous" about the fries. The burger was bland and I didn't finish either of them. After eying your restaurant for a week straight, wondering what you had to offer, I now know: nothing. I am disappointed. I would like my $3.98 back.
Tip: Treat every customer as if it's their first time visiting; it was mine. Next time, I'll pass.
Disgruntled Customer